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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默） 9 @7 T3 J& p$ V% N) C
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> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
7 y. h6 x4 [* }# k- D2 f> 妻：你在作什麼啊？
% R- {: Q( Q8 d> Husband : Nothing. 2 U. z; d1 ^: F6 H. T0 _
> 夫：沒作什麼。
3 }: t! A( b" h, c" N; c. z> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' H8 ]2 Z9 I0 B
> 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
; L, W* v9 a& |" L% |: @> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
3 k6 |) q9 C- d; g& X. O& J% h5 y> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 % h( `. p7 u' U- Q" g% G/ A$ T
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; j" a6 N) m& d> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
4 l1 k+ `% `$ |4 M; d: q> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
8 {. D' I1 _# S: a3 ]: h> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
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> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 * j; _& E) Q; W, J: [% F4 P
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
. X' e3 h8 e0 A/ e> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！ 0 i9 N) n. @$ f( k& b
> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' 7 {9 [: {9 k$ t
> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？ - V C4 A3 h- E( s0 A! L
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> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your ( M# r( _; @8 b @: }. v
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> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
$ b% W+ Q, K7 D/ l9 G! d> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
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> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
2 D* C+ p" B3 K9 ~( T> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 . d% F7 V- `- `+ u7 w& x4 H
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* f' y! `2 U$ x7 y/ E9 O/ W4 b> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' M. g( i1 X1 T2 C! C+ Y
> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。 ! b: L2 ^; X) `1 _, n- Z3 G
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
( D" d3 k) K- K# D" f* A> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
2 A, o& H. ~: f6 @; q5 V> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' * A9 D/ G( Q7 r
> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 . P5 L1 }) \! J5 U6 B/ k! ~0 v M
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> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' - f9 Q) g7 B) [! b; g& e6 x! N, }
> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？ ' q$ M/ U/ t) P4 M- _/ |4 P' N2 V. z
> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
! |0 L9 N' S b+ W> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。 ' k5 r3 h( J* c- H+ Y
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( G x( X8 X8 [$ ~6 x> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
1 T& E) w' w3 j% _> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。 % {. S7 ]+ T4 j9 H
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
, p( L- t- n0 z+ S& i! k! w) R> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。 5 m4 `2 R$ C9 r, w; l5 ^3 C( r2 S
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> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 8 V' j$ F& `! g0 R+ r
> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
0 ^+ ?2 e+ Y5 [$ I, E> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
# b v Y/ u7 Y/ X& Q> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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