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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）
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: B" m. u5 Q! K/ P; \! t* ^> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
0 {$ l w% C: I( v) E4 e> 妻：你在作什麼啊？ 9 f. B; c Z! g, z+ K) j7 Q3 m
> Husband : Nothing. % @! i2 w4 \) X: L. {: G
> 夫：沒作什麼。 & x) F) w; _6 {& d& E
> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
. i2 Q8 E* `: y0 F& r( f> 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。 3 j6 H$ W4 A/ I% [5 }
> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 0 ^1 J1 C" m' J W$ T
> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 * E: L' P" r7 S$ A8 N+ S
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> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' 7 l7 ]- T7 E" L5 Q8 q' Q& I; [
> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？ / U% p9 F U/ F1 n& v0 }. M
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem 9 Y6 f; a- c( b& R0 b
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$ V; }+ P8 z. F8 k) i$ r% s! _: q> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 # V: w" E5 f3 Q. V7 ]' L( }: s
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' 6 _" U! E5 p2 F2 ^
> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
) i9 S# L& W' S C: x> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' S( I2 r0 E, C! `& a
> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？ " P/ `0 g& |" q
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; `& u6 u$ V3 p7 S$ P> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your ) o* v1 e2 |0 a# E) S
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> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。 ! n" ^: P1 C8 o4 z6 R5 N
> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
! |) Y: t0 r9 b> 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
* A- W; e5 b# G* |9 S/ c; A4 l> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
" J( l7 y n7 F3 M h* h6 u> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 4 {7 V. w' p- C/ N
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! R2 d, s3 a( c5 c> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
" x$ M1 d& r. i3 d' a> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。 # @0 ~# E3 S) D- Y0 B
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
1 i. n' \% x F0 Q5 X7 Q> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
# m. W, B6 h* x$ _- _; S> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' " ]2 h; T# m8 Z( w( N* R9 {7 V
> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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* y/ F/ E: x* Z0 o3 y E> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
, G6 v n0 d# A> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
/ |0 p+ ?4 L" F> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' " Q7 H- V, L7 q: `2 ~
> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。 3 ]( R& s, z% P' u
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> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
6 B; }8 D' J$ _7 m; Y& m" i4 q3 A> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。 9 L8 F+ Y2 |! g
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' - b0 }* p8 g( W6 {# W. x% a3 j
> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。 / b% p/ X8 O! H' ~: Q7 Y, ?
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> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
4 V) V$ W: d$ z F> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？ 2 | b8 T& j& P) a! @
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' 8 p$ Q% b# |' r! c( O
> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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