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Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默） $ }9 @) X, k9 H2 G9 A* i
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> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
) E3 b$ f" h4 s" X& f9 N$ p0 M> 妻：你在作什麼啊？ M+ L( w w9 G
> Husband : Nothing. : T% ~$ q! h3 ^/ \+ z4 K" O
> 夫：沒作什麼。
( H4 ~# F$ V9 }$ ~! }8 z4 E> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
' j, A% j2 B& O, w, l: U* f> 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。 0 I. _, L7 e# o- P7 f3 h- h n
> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' # R& x8 I2 }# y; V* U
> 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 # P& v0 d' X6 H; l8 u+ _
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, l+ K) {1 N5 z+ A, K1 U% m/ M3 P> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' ( Y$ r, W; M g/ \+ a. z" _# {
> 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？ ) D3 e, C9 h1 N
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem 7 W4 Q2 @9 g$ S" o+ u
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8 Y/ V9 g6 Z% H; ^0 R. E0 ?4 ]6 R> 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 + C+ ~/ A' r1 D! I6 S
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
7 ~# V; e, S& u3 c% X> 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！ * W, E) \& g) `2 k; `
> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' ~+ v8 {( O; j) {5 q# U% o
> 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？ 9 i/ H! J+ J, @* j7 @
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> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your + z0 ~! W5 z4 ]7 a5 Z/ W* I) r; s
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> 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
8 d8 J0 `6 @9 o' K5 K> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
) ~2 S4 I4 `5 m) f> 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
' _( G( O6 v6 B% J2 u7 M) s0 X> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
& `! A# @- i! {> 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 3 ~5 b/ m# N. b) \: Z, n7 w: L
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> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
! v5 R6 ?3 L' L> 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。 ) R. |! P+ f: r9 p# |* h
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
; m" _* O- Y, J> 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
X3 W9 g3 S2 x2 n/ `> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 9 T/ j5 `! J/ `) l6 l
> 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 ! B2 ], @8 s9 J
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> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' / w# e1 w+ E4 `" I ?" {2 |
> 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
. T2 g0 E m5 |" X> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
# U! i- C! H* i0 B> 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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+ x. B0 u+ B( o2 x> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
( B' `: t9 t2 }6 w6 j6 i& ]9 m' g> 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。 # ~' V2 E! z9 e& v6 c
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
, [4 o0 N+ A/ T+ u2 j L> 男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。 ; r. P! Y/ O) Q4 B% r* v }
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D2 s) \9 g1 \1 O& x> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 9 D5 c: j( ^& I! E) j1 T
> 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？ 2 j4 t" P+ B" Q1 O
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' 8 K. {' [7 j! E1 S$ F+ ~9 V
> 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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